Friday, June 1, 2007

Ashlee v. Jessica


The Simpson girls seem to be headed in opposite directions when it comes to matters of personal appearance. Ashlee, on the one hand, looks like she's developing a definite style - which could be described as "low-rent Mary-Kate Olsen knock-off plus Britney-hats." Hey, at least she's trying. Her sister Jessica, on the other hand...



Jesus Jessica, what did you do - shave a filthy old dog and make a wig? It's one thing to be going bonkers Jess, but do you have to be quite so conspicuous about it?