Katie Holmes has gotten a new haircut, which echoes pal Victoria Beckham's. Is Katie turning herself into a clone of Posh? Isn't one Posh enough for any planet (considering all the fumes she gives off)?
Katie Holmes has become nothing more than a pawn in some kind of bizarre power-struggle between Tom Cruise and Poshy. Each wants to pull her in their own direction. Poshy wants her to become a vapid shopaholic, while Tom wants her to be some kind of bizarro Scientology Stepford wife bearing his wacky alien heirs. Who will win? Poshy and her non-biodegradable boobs, or Tom and his elevator shoes and little easily bruised sense of manhood?
Stay tuned.
