Friday, June 1, 2007

Samantha Ronson Has No Soul


Lindsay Lohan has troubles in her life, chief among them being the fact that she's surrounded by parasitic assholes and fake friends. Like Samantha Ronson, the DJ Lindsay has been romantically linked to in recent months. Could it be that Samantha's feelings for Lindsay are not entirely sincere? It appears so. Celebrity Babylon reports that Ronson, far from being a real friend of Lindsay's, has in fact signed a deal with a photo agency to help them get pictures of Lohan - and it was while acting in her capacity as paid traitor that Ronson took an unnecessary turn into a gas station, stopping long enough for the photogs to get the now-infamous snaps of Lohan passed out in the front of Ronson's car. It has also been revealed that Ronson was responsible for the cocaine that was found in Lindsay's vehicle the night of her crash. Said a source:

There were three of them crammed into the Mercedes sports car and Samantha was the one that had the cocaine with her. Lindsay later questioned her about leaving it in the car for the cops to find and Samantha blew her off.

Of course Samantha blew her off - because Samantha is a sniveling little weasel, who doesn't care enough about Lohan to bother giving her an explanation for anything. Sadly, Lindsay probably still considers Ronson her friend. She clearly lacks the maturity to be able to see through someone like Ronson, who to Crabbie's admittedly jaundiced eyes looks like a pure soulless hustler. Lindsay would do well to eject folks like Ronson from her sphere altogether - but she is obviously a deeply insecure person who requires the endless fawning of sycophants and enablers in order to get through life.

This Ronson individual - the more one thinks about her, the more vile one's image of her becomes. Of course, it's enough that she sold Lohan out to the paps for a few bucks, and clearly uses her connection to Lindsay to get publicity for herself and her absurd career - but Ronson, I suspect, has gone further than this. It seems to me that, if Ronson would sign a deal with a photo agency to help them get pictures of Lindsay passed out in a car, it would not require a huge speculative leap to propose that Ronson would also deliberately try to make Lohan pass out, thereby rendering her vulnerable. Might Ronson herself not be almost literally pouring the liquor down Lohan's throat, getting her as drunk as possible so the paps could get their money shot? I would not put it past her - there's very little I would put past her, in fact. I think this woman is evil and heartless, practically not even human. And Lohan, for all her notoriety, is still young and in some ways naive - but, sadly, the only person in her life who's in any position to teach her anything, her mother Dina, seems perfectly happy to leave her as she is, so long as Dina is getting her cut of whatever Lohan brings in. Again, the true villain in this is Dina, the one who put Lindsay in this position in the first place. Dina the stage-mom with her grotesque excuses and ridiculous contortionistic denials. It wouldn't shock me a bit to hear that Dina brokered the deal between Ronson and the photo agency. Nothing about these fiends would surprise me - except that one of them had been examined and found to have warm blood.

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