Greasy-haired "actress" Jessica Alba and walking tranquilizer boyfriend Cash Warren have decided to end their relationship after two-and-a-half years. According to sources, Alba called Warren on July 22 and told him "I'm not in love with you anymore." Come on Jessica - tell the guy how you really feel.
In Kate Moss-like fashion, Alba reportedly had her assistant hire some movers to haul Warren's stuff out of their L.A. home. All right, so Jessica broke up with the guy over the phone, then had a lackey remove his belongings from their place. And I suppose when relatives die she just faxes a picture of herself looking sad and someone tapes it to a chair at the wake. What a gutless little twat.
Of course, the most memorable moment of the whole Alba/Warren love affair was when they were photographed having sex in the ocean. How will we ever forget the particular brand of disgust we felt when first seeing those pictures? Ah, memories...
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