Battling dirt-bags Dina and Michael Lohan have been told by a Long Island judge that they must both undergo individual counseling before a ruling can be made in their on-going battle over Michael's visitation rights concerning children Ali and Cody. In another development, Michael has withdrawn a request for Dina to be ordered to undergo drug testing (big of him). Outside the courtroom, Michael went through his usual spiel about troubled Lindsay:
The [movie] industry certainly doesn't help. Success doesn't help. ... She needs to get out of Hollywood," he said of Lindsay, to whom he has not spoken in months. She needs to be on Long Island with her family and just have us around her like she did when she did her best.
Come on Michael - how the hell do you expect her to score coke if she's got her family around her all the time? And why in hell would anyone think being exposed to you and that evil witch Dina would do anyone any good? She'd be better off in a crackhouse having her hair brushed by some toothless old hag who keeps swatting invisible flies away and muttering about the mothership. No, the toothless hag is not Whitney Houston.
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