Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria at last night's David Beckham debut game. Vicky and Eva have a lot in common now. They're both married to pro athletes, for one. And they both have incredibly unnatural skintones. And they both despise Teri Hatcher with all their heart and soul...
"Clap clap clap. All I do is clap. And jump up and down so all the pervs can look at my boobs. This is a major drag. Did you hear what I said? Major drag. Hello? Anyone? That's my word - you're supposed to cheer now. Oh sod the lot of you..."
