Now comes the fun part - where the details of the star's transgression start trickling out (I'll never forget the morning of Mel Gibson's arrest; each new revelation was like a mouthful of sweet, sweet nectar). The latest on Lindsay Lohan is so amazing I don't really know what to say. Apparently, the car Lindsay was chasing in her Denali this morning, leading to her DUI arrest, was an Escalade belonging to the mother of her former assistant. According to TMZ, Lindsay's assistant quit for some undisclosed reason late last night, and when her mother came to pick her up, Lindsay chased after them. It was the assistant's mother who actually called the police to tell them they were being pursued by a coked-up Lohan.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened - Lindsay was coked-up again; the assistant saw the writing on the wall and decided to get the hell out of there (wise move); Lindsay got worried the assistant and her mom would tell the cops she was on drugs and chased them, thinking maybe she could pay them off. Brilliant plan Lindz - except for the part where you're on coke and booze, driving a Denali recklessly down the street. By the way, Lindsay's arraignment is scheduled for August 24 - the same day she was supposed to be in court for her previous DUI. How convenient for her.
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