Why is Perez Hilton walking around in a pink wig and a pair of similarly-colored underwear? We can only surmise that this has something to do with the new show he has on VH1, What Perez Sez. If this is in fact the kind of stuff he plans on featuring on the show - well, I wasn't going to watch it anyway, so what the hell do I care?
The shadow on that wall is funny - a fence topped with razor-wire. Evokes thoughts of prison. And Perez dressed up like that - makes me think of prison too. Cause that's how Perez would have to dress every day, once he became the cellblock bitch. And he'd have to dance in there too. And take it in the ass at least ten times an hour. Which would be nothing new for him.
Oh yeah - this show's gonna be hilarious. I'm already jealous.
(Counting down to the first idiot who says, "He never mentions you, you know," as if anyone would be delusional enough to expect a rich and famous media figure to mention some dipshit with a free blogger account and barely 2000 hits a day. Where does that "he never mentions you" argument come from anyway? I hope these people wipe that off after they pull it from their asshole. Oh, and thanks to Crabbiefan Ellen for the tip. If you just puked, it's her fault.)
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