No press was allowed inside L.A.'s Museum of Contemporary Art for Tom and Katie's big welcome to America party for Victoria and David Beckham, but the stars were gracious enough to pose for a few pictures outside. This group pic is one for the scrapbook, eh? Of course, there is one thing that strikes us right away - Tom is the only one who's shorter than his wife. But at least he's taller than that knick-knack Jada.
"Raise your hand if you're a closet fag religious fanatic with a Napoleonic complex..."
David's a narcoleptic. Poshy looks like a yellow spider died on her head. Yeah, wish I'd been there.
