Circus freak Maggie Gyllenhaal has been chosen as the new spokesmodel for Agent Provocateur lingerie, following in the footsteps of such glamorous hotties as Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue and Dita Von Teese. What, is the company trying to kill their sales? Who the hell wants to see this beast cavorting around in her underwear? I hope to God she has enough sense to keep the underwear on at least, and not whip out her titty and start suckling people. Seriously - this has to be one of the most bizarre business decisions in recent memory. It's like someone hired Perez to model briefs.
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(I apologize for the Go Fug Yourself-style headline. I hate that fucking shit too.)
