Thursday, July 26, 2007

Moss Clings To Wood


Kate Moss has found a safe place to hole up and mend after the break-up with Pete Doherty - the home of Rolling Stone guitarist Ron Wood and his wife Jo. Said a source:

Kate is washing her hair of Pete, and Ronnie and his wife Jo have been taking her mind off things. She has been friends with Ronnie for years. He is on the wagon and is great for her.

There's really nothing to say about this story - it's sweet that Kate has a good friend to turn to and hopefully she'll get over the whole Doherty thing and get on with her life and la la la la. Boring. What we really want to hear is that Ron Wood has thrown his wife out and is now fucking Kate and doing blow with her. Yes, I know, I'm evil for saying that, considering that Wood was once a drug addict and had to have surgery to put his coke-rotted nose back together. But what the hell - we're here for the yuks, right? And what could be more amusing than Kate Moss seducing an old man, getting him back on the nose-candy and killing him? Besides Kate getting back together with Pete...

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