Person who covers Mary-Kate Olsen's face so the sun doesn't burn her. Now that's a crap job. Especially considering the fact that the Olsens don't like to pay their help. Notice also that the uncompensated minion is required to wear all black, absorbing as much heat as possible from around Mary-Kate. Why not just fold the bitch up and carry her in a cooler? Wouldn't that be easier?
