Friday, July 20, 2007

Orlando Bloom Has A Girlfriend


Orlando Bloom has apparently been banging Pirates of the Caribbean co-star Naomie Harris for awhile now, but they've only just gotten around to being seen together in public (dinner after a performance of Orlando's new play in London). Reportedly, the two became buds on the set of the second Pirates film when Naomie caught a cold and Orlando gave her cough syrup. Then they got closer after Orlando broke up with Kate Bosworth, and Naomie allowed him to cry on her shoulder. Sly Orlando. And great job too - Naomie is freaking hot, and Crabbie loved her as Tia Dalma in the last two Pirates movies. He especially dug the way she made the name "Sparrow" into a three-syllable word: "Spee-ah-row." Listening to her and Bill Nighy go back and forth in their outrageous accents was about the only entertaining part of that whole last piece of shit At World's End thing - that and the part where Johnny Depp turns into a hundred Johnny Depps and they're all swishy and drunk. I like my Johnny swishy and drunk, and cloned into enough Johnnies for the world's greatest orgy.

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