Friday, July 27, 2007

Richie Gets 4 Days In Can


Nicole Richie has been given 4 days in jail for DUI after copping a plea. The media figure will be given credit for one day served, meaning she will spend only 3 days in the can (I'm a math whiz). She has the choice of serving those 3 days in county or city jail - I'd go with whichever has the best banana nut muffins myself. She has until September 28 to serve her time. She was also given 3 years probation and a $2000 fine, and was ordered to attend an alcohol education course. A source described her demeanor in court as, "stoic and serious, but not emotional." You mean she didn't scream for her mommy like Paris? Damn Nicole - you need to learn to play this shit up more if you hope to ever become as big a media-whore as your buddy Hilton.

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