Thursday, July 26, 2007

Lindsay Not Alone In Idiocy



TMZ has obtained a tape of the mother of Lindsay Lohan's former assistant calling the cops on Lohan. The tape features a woman, whose name is still not known, yammering hysterically to the 911 operator about the white GMC Yukon (Lohan was first thought to have been driving a Denali) that came up behind her vehicle after she had parked. The operator attempts to get information out of the woman, but she merely continues saying "Oh my God," as if she is in imminent danger of being murdered. The woman also speaks of a mysterious man exiting the Yukon and coming toward her. At no point is Lohan's name mentioned. The tape ends after the woman has led the Yukon to a police station. Lohan was apparently found outside the vehicle - so there is still no absolute confirmation that she was actually driving. Also, there is no mention on the tape of the mysterious "other vehicles" that were supposedly following Lohan as she followed the former assistant. The only thing this tape proves conclusively is that the former assistant's mother is an utter melodramatic moron who should be thrown in jail on general principle.

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