This is Manuel Uribe, a Mexican dude, who is in the Guinness Book of World Records as the fattest man on earth. He tipped the scales (actually broke them) at 1,234 pounds when they gave him the honor, but apparently he's dropped 400 pounds since then. Good job Manuel - you got under that half-ton mark. At this rate your penis may soon re-emerge from the folds of fat, allowing you to live out your dream of banging the neighbor's sow. Keep hope alive, big guy.
(Note to Lou Dobbs - want to keep Mexicans from crossing the border? Keep shipping them crates of food until they're all 1,000 pounds. Problem solved, as Ross Perot would say.)
