Comedian Rob Schneider is firing back at Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina, who criticized the Deuce Bigalow star for making fun of Lindsay on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the other evening. Schneider, dressed in drag, replaced Lindsay on Leno's program (she was busy hiding after her second DUI arrest), and delivered a rather amusing lampoon of the oft-rehabbing starlet, at one point swilling booze from a flask disguised as an alcohol-monitoring bracelet. This did not sit well with Dina, who apparently thinks Lindsay is above being made fun of. Said Dina in an awkwardly-worded statement:
We have a great respect for Jay Leno, but we are disappointed in the path he chose to allow a guest to make light of a very serious situation concerning Lindsay.
Now Schneider is giving it straight back to Dina. Said the comedian to People magazine:
When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I'll have an ounce of respect for her.
And Rob also took after Lindsay, offering the following:
I don't care if her parents are both crummy – you cannot blame your parents anymore. She's not a kid.
Still, Rob wishes Lindsay well:
I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan. ... I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself. ... She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is.
Yes Rob. And now, please, would you kindly go away? You're not funny, and frankly, you have a weird face and you make us kind of sick.
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