Posh shops at Whole Foods. We all know Posh doesn't eat, so she must've been there just to get her picture taken. The guy who's checking out her tits is her stylist by the way. He's clearly gay, so we know he's not turned on by her. Maybe he's just amazed at how fake they look. It won't be long, if you ask the Crabster, before Poshy's little plastic butt is back in Europe. Over there she was a fashion icon - here she's just some lame British chick with a soccer-playing husband who thinks she's a bigger deal than she is. Sorry Posh, but America's got Paris, Britney and Lindsay - it doesn't need you.
