Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Alli And Federline Vs. Crazy-Ass Britney


Cousin Alli has not merely stopped working for Britney Spears - she has reportedly sided with Kevin Federline and Lynne Spears against the rapidly self-destructing former pop-princess. OK! Magazine, which is set to run a big story about Britney's latest meltdown in this week's issue, says Alli gave Lynne and Kevin a detailed breakdown of Britney's insanity, and specifically her troubles dealing with her and Federline's kids SP and JJ. Said a source:

Alli gave specific instances where Brit couldn't handle having the kids. Kevin was angry at Britney for putting his kids in jeopardy and immediately phoned his lawyer to investigate the claims further. He couldn’t believe she had gotten so out of control.

Back-stabbing bitch! Seriously, where would Cousin Alli be right now without Britney? Still babysitting that little shithead Avril Lavigne is where. Yes, I know, Britney is nuts and Alli has her own music career to think about - still, doesn't loyalty count for anything? Family? The fact that Britney put Alli on the map? What the hell has Federline ever done for Alli - you know, besides bone her behind Britney's back? Nothing, that's what. Stories like this - they just tear my heart right out. I hope Britney ends up getting custody of the kids, and that Federline gets a bad case of VD and his dick rots off, and Alli makes a record that tanks and ends up bagging groceries at Safeway.

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