The Trainwreck Pulls Into Vegas
Britney Spears has packed up the kiddies and flown to Vegas, reports People. The good news? Britney, during a rare moment of lucidity, called ahead to the hotel and had her room childproofed. The bad news? Brit apparently neglected to get written permission from Kevin Federline before taking the kids out of California - a no-no given that there is still a custody battle raging. Britney isn't acting as her own lawyer too now, is she?
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A Small Price To Pay For So Much Pub
OK! Magazine says Britney Spears destroyed $7,000 worth of clothing and stole $14,000 worth of jewelry and accessories during her bizarro interview-photoshoot. The kicker? The magazine was reportedly prepared to pay Brit a cool million for her participation, but since they got almost nothing usable from the session, they gave her zilch. In Britney's defense, she's an idiot and probably doesn't know that a million is more than 14,000.
Yes, she is also acting as her own accountant.
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So That's Whose Fault It All Was
Britney Spears has fired her assistant Shannon Funk. Said a source to Life & Style (and this has to be one of the greatest anonymous snitch quotes of all-time):
Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon. ... Britney thought [Shannon] was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.
There. See? All along it's been this Shannon chick. Now that Britney's rid of her everything will be fine. No more paranoid raving or cleaning up dog poo with Chanel dresses or claiming to the the anti-Christ. It's only a matter of time now before Britney's back on top. Stupid Shannon bitch...
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(thanks to Crabbiefan Kitty Sheehan for throwing me the tippage)
