Bicycle stud Lance Armstrong claims that his relationship with freak Ashley Olsen is only a friendship. Lance told Page 6:
Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady.
Three things Ashley Olsen definitely isn't: nice, smart and a lady. All right, I grant you - she's not as bad as her sister Mary-Kate, who is basically Tara Reid with a lot more money and fashion sense. But I still don't think she's exactly the bookish girl next door type.
And as for Lance claiming they're only friends...Lance dear, why in God's name would a guy like you hang out with a girl like Ashley if you weren't fucking? The only reason someone like you wants to be around an Olsen twin is because you have some kind of weird erotic fixation. Maybe your desire to have sex with one member of a set of twins ties in with the fact that you possess only one testicle? I'm no Freud mind you, I'm just throwing stuff out there...
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