Desperate Housewives hag Nicolette Sheridan has apparently become pregnant by noted musical hack Michael Bolton.
Folks first suspected there was something going on with Sheridan's womb when she began firing pregnancy-related questions at her DH co-stars. A source said:
She kept asking Felicity and Marcia about how the pregnancy would change her appearance and if it would make her hair thinner.
She's worried about pregnancy changing her appearance? She should be more concerned about what her plastic surgeon has been doing to it. Bitch is one face-lift away from being Janice Dickinson.
(source)
