One-legged nuisance Heather Mills is threatening to cut off the media after accusing numerous outlets of misrepresenting recent statements she made about drinking rats' milk.
Heather, a crusader for veganism, said as part of an anti-cow campaign that cows' milk is bad, and asked, perhaps rhetorically:
Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?
Heather's point being, I guess, that our attachment to cows' milk is based on something arbitrary and if we were all as enlightened as she is we would immediately see the error of our ways and begin living as she does.
Oh, but the media didn't "get" what Heather was saying. The media failed to see her statement as the rhetorical flourish it was meant to be and accused her of actually advocating the consumption of rats' milk. So now Heather has become the rats' milk lady and isn't that a grand joke on Heather?
Old Heather apparently does not think the grand joke is very funny. Now, the bitch is threatening to boycott the media in retaliation for their persistent mockery. Heather's looney spokeswoman Michele Elyzabeth fumed:
Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It's not going away. And during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not going to get it. They are assholes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They've crossed the line.
Hold on a second while I clean up the cows' milk I just squirted from my nose.
Honestly, do Heather and Michele actually think we believe the jive they're trying to lay on us? That Heather would stop giving the media access just because she's mad? For God's sake, Heather can't live without attention. If the media suddenly stopped covering her, she'd probably hang herself (which is why I actually advocate the media no longer covering her).
Heather is yet another asshole celeb who thinks she can have it both ways - she thinks she can use the press as a way of getting out her personal agenda, disseminating her blather about cows and whatever other ideas have lodged themselves in her twisted mind, but then when things go the other way and she gets criticized and mocked, suddenly the media are her enemies and she's going to cut them off. Well I hate to break it to you Heather, but without the media you are nothing. Without the press as an outlet for your silliness you are merely an angry, one-legged shrew pissing and moaning about whatever, no different than any random nut screaming about the end of the world on a street corner.
Seriously Heather - no one cares that you think cows are bad. Cows probably are destroying the earth with all the methane they fart out, and God knows the damage that's being done to us by the hormones and other shit people put into cows that then gets into us via milk and meat. But all that isn't going to be fixed because of raving lunatics like you plastering your ugly mugs on billboards and behaving all outraged on television. So please Heather, shut up and let the responsible people deal with things, okay? Stop hurting what might be worthy causes by injecting yourself into the conversation and giving people like me an excuse to ignore the real issue and just make fun of you.
If you really cared about all the stuff you say you care about, Heather dear, you'd recognize the harm you're doing and just get out of the way. But that will never happen, because you're not really motivated by a desire to help anyone or anything - you're just another self-serving piece of shit, a publicity-whore and a psychological wreck who has convinced herself that she's some kind of righteous crusader, perhaps because this makes her feel less worthless.
So yeah, Heather, why not make good on your threat to cut off the media? You'd actually be doing everyone a favor. In a couple days we'd find someone else to make fun of. We'd soon, and gladly, forget you ever existed.
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