Mary-Kate Olsen is turning into Madonna. And not like a Madonna from when she was in her early twenties either, but Madonna as she is now.
Seriously - do these broads all possess some kind of fast-aging formula? I don't think there's a single woman in Hollywood who looks a day under 35 right now. Except maybe Dakota Fanning, but she doesn't count cause freaks don't count.
Yes, the fast-aging formula is a combination of booze and drugs. I thought of that one, okay?
