Friday, November 9, 2007

Benicio Del Toro As Che Guevara


Now they can put Benicio's face on t-shirts and sell them to college students who wish they were revolutionaries instead of business majors having to make do with their dad's old BMW.

"I'm so counter-culture. I've got Che Guevara's picture on my t-shirt and I listen to Bob Marley every day and smoke weed and stick up my middle finger every time George Bush comes on TV. Tonight I'm going to totally throw a chair through the window of a Starbucks to proclaim my independence from the corporate power-mongers. Right after I get done with my shift at the very same Starbucks.

"Damn, this scrotum-piercing was a bad idea. Heh heh. Scrotum."