Dina Lohan's new E! reality show will center around her efforts to launch daughter Ali's musical career. Going by these first publicity stills from the show, Ali has been transformed into a more-wholesome little Lindsay clone. Keep in mind that Ali is all of 14.
14. That's not too young for a boob-job, is it?
You're gonna do it right this time, eh Dina? Keep her away from the clubs. The men. The blow. You know, all your favorite stuff.
Dina Lohan - world's oldest 19-year-old. This show is going to be an even bigger load of contrived bullshit than Hillary Clinton's campaign.
