Friday, November 16, 2007

Travolta Nearly Gives Douglas A Heart Attack

What the hell was John Travolta thinking? Kirk Douglas is like four-hundred years old. His ticker can't take any kind of shock. So Travolta plants a spontaneous kiss on him?

Um...does this make Travolta a necrophiliac?

By the way, I talked to Kirk Douglas - he told me sucking face with Travolta was still better than the time he fucked Joan Crawford in her foyer.