Noted humanitarian Avril Lavigne has taken matters into her own hands in her on-going war with award-winning celeb blogger Perez Hilton - by launching her own web-page and inviting people to help her "kick Perez's ass."
Avril says on her site, perezlavigne.com:
Dear User, I am Avril Lavigne and this is my personal message to get back at the scumbag above! Maybe you have already heard that Perez Hilton wrote bad things about me on his online Blog.
I mean, he thinks in his own little world that he is the best and he makes everybody look silly on his Blog. But in reality he is the biggest silly person I've ever seen! His insults have really hurt me so please help me to kick Perez in the ass with this web site now! If you want this to happen this is the place to make it happen!
Avril then invites us to vote to kick Perez's ass. Below this is a link to a list of celebrities who have allegedly visited Avril's page and voted against Perez. This list includes:
- Christian Bale
- Nicole Kidman
- Kate Beckinsale
- Naomi Watts
None of whom have anything better to do than hit up Avril Lavigne's anti-Perez Hilton site and vote to boot the fat idiot in the posterior.
I think there's about an 80% chance that this whole thing was made up by someone who is not Avril Lavigne and has no connection to Avril Lavigne. It may even have been made up by Perez who has proven himself adept at self-promotion if nothing else. Either way, it's incredibly amusing to think of these two actually hating each other this much. I haven't been so entertained since I saw two retarded fifth-graders start beating on one other in the line in front of me at Wendy's.
Update: Avril's manager denies she has anything to do with the site.
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