Heather Mills must think we are all incredibly naive and gullible. Either that or the woman is buried so deep in her own delusions that reality has become to her little more than a distant flicker of light. Whatever the case, Heather has now unleashed the most outrageous statement of her entire life - and that's saying something, when you consider the insane fabrications she has come up with in the past.
Heather Mills, celebrity animal-rights activist and denizen of the Hamptons, has claimed publicly that she actually despises rich people, and only associates with them as a way of advancing her causes. No, I'm not making it up. Here is the exact quote:
Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good. Because people are very snobby. These people who have lots of money, they're either snobby or they're stingy. If you have lots of money, you have to be stingy - because why would you want that amount of money?
Now it all comes clear. The entire arc of Heather's existence. From back in the days when she was selling herself to rich Arab businessmen, all the way up to her marriage with Paul McCartney and subsequent attempt to fleece him for millions in the divorce settlement. It was never about Heather wanting to have lots of money, or Heather wanting to be famous - it was always about how deeply Heather cared about the poor animals, and the poor landmine victims; and wasn't it so noble of Heather to sacrifice so much by putting up with all those snobby rich people so her causes could be properly funded?
At this point, I don't know whether to despise Heather Mills even more or actually admire her. I have to hand it to her at least - she has a lot of nerve. To say something like that in public - this requires an audacity that is actually heroic in a twisted way. I mean, to follow through on one's lies that thoroughly - that's committment. Who among us would be willing to take our own bullshit that far? Most of us would've long-since caved in, the burden of lying having overwhelmed us. But not Heather. She is made of sterner stuff.
Unless of course Heather is just flat-out insane, in which case I suppose we have to feel sorry for her. Not so sorry for her that we won't still make fun of her though.
Heather, the gift that keeps on giving, did not stop with the ridiculous assertion outlined above. She went on:
If you look at every single person in the history of the world who has tried to make a difference, you'll find a very long section of their lives where they were treated horrifically by the government or by the media.
Ah. So now Heather thinks she's Jesus. Gandhi. Joan of Arc. I was sort of wondering when that shit would start. Paranoid delusions tend to run in that grandoise direction. You never see people with severe persecution complexes comparing themselves to Joe the baker or Steve the hairdresser do you? Yes Heather, in a thousand years you'll be remembered as the one-legged Joan of Arc of the animals. Of course you'll have to die in some horrific way first like being burned at the stake. How convenient that you come with your own kindling.
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