Prince Harry and fake-boobed girlfriend Chelsy Davy have called it quits after three years.
The split reportedly happened over Chelsy's impatience with Harry's playboy lifestyle. Impatience? Honey - we've been looking at pictures of Harry grabbing random chicks' boobs for years, and you suddenly got impatient? Where have you been?
Personally, I'm happy for Harry. He's a prince and deserves a much finer piece of tail than that cheap slutty Chelsy. He definitely needs to make a play for something higher class - Katie Price or perhaps Jade Goody.
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