People has named Matt Damon the sexiest man in the entire universe for 2007.
Matt freaking Damon? That troglodyte? The sexiest man alive? What the hell kind of crazy are these bastards trying to sell the Crabster? Matt Damon is about as sexy as the piece of toilet paper I had stuck to my shoe for three weeks that no one told me about.
Everyone knows that the absolute A-1 most sexiestest man in the world is...
Hollywood Elsewhere blogger Jeffrey Wells!
Work it Wells, work it! Yeah. The J-Bomb. Woooooo!
Oh, slow it down baby. You rock my world J-Bomb.
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