Tom Cruise has done the predictable - he's dispatched his lawyers to deal with the pics of him in a bald cap and fat suit that have been flooding tabloids and the web since last Friday. Cause Tom doesn't want anyone seeing pictures of him looking like an English teacher. That would be bad.
The big nasty chomping lawyers have succeeded in getting photo agency INF to take the pics from circulation, but so what? We've all got them already. So now they'll have to find all the pissant blogs like this one and send each of us an email ordering us to take the pics down. I'm going to be waiting for mine. Cue the Jeopardy! music.
Okay, this could get old fast. Shut that shit off.
I'm gonna be waiting awhile for this one I have a feeling. While doing so, I might spend my time pondering why Tom Cruise would bother siccing his lawyers on people over a couple dumb pictures of him dressed up as a bald, fat man in a Ben Stiller movie. Is he so worried about his image being ruined? We're all going to see it when the movie comes out anyway, Tom. Or, well, some of us will see it. Not as many as saw movies like Jerry Maguire and the first Mission: Impossible though. Maybe as many as saw Vanilla Sky or that piece of shit Far and Away. But maybe not even that many.
See Tom, here was your chance to show everyone that you can roll with stuff, and have a sense of humor about things. But no, you chose your usual course of action when people violate your little fantasy of perfection - you released the legal dogs. Now there's even more ammo for those of us who think you're nothing but a delusional, vain, humorless little twerp. Thanks Tom - you just did our job for us. Again.
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