Jessica Simpson broke up with Nick Lachey two years ago, and apparently still isn't over it. A source told US Weekly:
There are definitely parts of her that regret breaking up with Nick now.
We can only guess which parts those are. Actually, we don't want to guess. We just want to know why Jessica keeps throwing herself at men she can't have. Luckily, US Weekly commissioned a relationship expert to explain it all for us. The expert said of Jessica's recent sleep-around strategy:
It's possible Jessica is conflicted about being in a committed relationship again, so she is dating men who are unattainable.
The list of men Jessica has bedded in a vain attempt to forget Nick includes John Mayer, Orlando Bloom, Tony Romo and Owen Wilson. All men who only fucked Jessica because she has big old titties and can't think so good. And because they were trying to make people think they weren't gay.
What Jessica obviously needs is a man who will respect her for what she is. Love her no matter what. Expect almost nothing of her. Protect her and nurture her and allow her to come to full fruition as a woman. And she already knows a man like that - a man who wants to fuck her worse than anyone has ever wanted to fuck someone. Unfortunately, it's her father.
Poor Jessica, it seems, is doomed to a life of bitter loneliness. Maybe she could start a knitting club with Jennifer Aniston?
(source)