Mary-Kate Olsen was admitted to the ER in New York Monday with a kidney infection, her reps report. Sounds like someone's been sucking too much drunken homeless guy blood again.
Naw, I kid. It's not the bad blood that did it. It's that Mary-Kate's kidneys are actually monkey kidneys she had put in after the real ones escaped. The monkey kidneys are now apparently rebelling. Maybe she should try pig kidneys next time.
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