Angelina Jolie and Madonna have become buddies. The relationship began, reports the National Enquirer, after Madonna called Angie to lend her support over the troubles being caused by Zahara's alleged birth-mother. The call reportedly touched-off a protracted telephonic blubbering session, after which the two insufferable hags promised to get in touch with each other at least once a week.
Madonna, of course, had her own problems when the father of David Banda started making a bunch of noise about wanting his son back. Neither Madonna nor Angie has been forced by any court or other body to give back their respective African adoptees, however, which tells us one thing: rich white people have much more control over the system than poor black people.
The new friendliness between Madonna and Angie is a dramatic turnaround from the animosity that previously existed between the two publicity-grubbing tramps. Apparently, Angie has forgotten all about the shit Madonna talked about her to Time magazine last year, when some reporter asked Madonna if she was only jumping on the bandwagon by adopting a kid. Madonna replied then:
Look, I could have joined the U.N. and become an ambassador and visited various countries and just kind of showed up and smiled and looked concerned. But that’s not getting to the root of the problem.
And Madonna has apparently forgotten the time Angie tweaked her by saying she herself would never, "take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal."
So now Angie and Madonna are friends. I don't know about you, but I've dreaded this day for months. I knew it was inevitable that these two would put their differences aside and join forces. If comic books have taught me anything, it's that evil always finds evil. There's some kind of magnetic attraction. Now, they'll be able to unleash some kind of truly horrific plan for world domination, that will likely involve buying up huge tracts of land in the middle of Africa and building schools used for indoctrinating people into Kabbalah. And having lots of pictures taken. The two of them wrapping their freakish, veiny arms around starving people who somehow look less emaciated and sickly and joyless than they do.
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