Britney Spears celebrated her 26th birthday at the Scandinavian Style Mansion - perfectly appropriate, cause really, I don't know about you, but when I think "Britney Spears," the first two things that come to mind are style and Vikings.
Britney reportedly attended the event (which was hosted by Sharon Stone speaking of lunatics) with Cousin Alli, who only seems to come out of the woodwork every few weeks now (how's that album of yours coming along Alli dear?). Around 11 pm someone whipped out a birthday cake and presented it to Britney, who became really happy after someone told her it was stuffed with pills, then handed her a miniature bat and said to have at it like it was a pinata. Big mess.
No, just kidding...Britney was not totally high on drugs and hitting her cake like it was Kevin Federline's skull. She was actually pretty together, for her. One witness, OK! Magazine editor-in-chief Sarah Ivens, actually complimented Britney, saying:
Britney looked slim and pretty. I just kept thinking how much better it was this time around than the last time we spent time with her. We really hope this birthday and her new age will be a turning point.
The last time OK! spent time with Britney, of course, was the infamous photoshoot, the one where Britney picked up dog poop with a Chanel dress, kept grabbing her crotch, peed with the bathroom door open and then made off with a bunch of stuff that wasn't hers. That's the threshold for Britney normality I guess. If she doesn't act completely bonkers like that, people say she seems in good shape. I wonder what sedatives they had her on.
By the way, the Style Mansion people came across big for Britney in the gift department. They gave her $30,000 worth of fur coats, a $10,000 ring and $4000 worth of Barito brand sunglasses. Barito sunglasses? "Wow. They're sunglasses and you can eat 'em? That's crazy, y'all."
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