Joan Van Ark. Wow. What can one say? Let this be a lesson to anyone who thinks plastic surgery can allow you to beat the aging process. Seriously - she looks like she dipped her head into a vat of acid, burning all the skin and flesh off, then painted her face sort of flesh-colored (but a bit silvery like she suddenly wanted to be the Tin Man) and threw on a wig. And popped in a couple bloodshot glass eyes for good measure. Bitch should start her own freak-show, with herself as the main attraction.
