I used to think it was cute the way Ashton Kutcher and Bruce Willis got along so well despite the fact that Ashton was fucking Bruce's ex. But now I don't know. It's starting to creep me out a little. I think there's more going on here than we know about. Like, Demi and the kids are not the real reason Bruce keeps hanging around.
"Hey Ash, wanna go to a ballgame?"
"I don't know Bruce. It's not going to end up with more butt-sex in the restroom is it?"
"No. I swear. I only want a hand-job this time."
"Okay, cool. Cause I got a rash the last time, and explaining that shit to Demi..."
"I hear you man. Let's go."
"I'll get my mitt!"
"Heh-heh..."
