Jesse Metcalfe was punched in the face by the boyfriend of actress Taryn Manning. But whatever could've precipitated such violence? Apparently Jesse went up to Taryn outside a club, meaning to talk to her because they're friends, and this boyfriend dude got all crazy cause he thought Jesse was putting the moves on his woman.
In case you've never seen Taryn Manning, here she is:
I would've guessed lesbian - well, except for the "I Heart Boys" tattoo (which could've been meant ironically I guess).
Anyway, after Jesse got done screaming "What the fuck" and pretending to want to go after his attacker, he apparently got completely shitfaced. Later in the evening, he found Taryn and the guy and went after the guy, putting him in a chokehold (don't you love alcohol-fueled rages?). Security eventually peeled the two idiots off each other. Metcalfe denied getting in a fight afterward, but was overheard saying to his friends, "I feel better now .... it's nice to know you can get into a fight in L.A. and get away with it."
You're so manly Jesse. I bet if you had the money you'd order one of those Ducati proxy penises like Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. Testosterone + booze + fugly rocker chicks = hilarity.
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