Lindsay Lohan has finally wised-up about her drinking and drugging.
No, I don't mean Lindsay has stopped drinking and drugging - I mean she's gotten smarter about when and where she does them.
Wanting to avoid getting caught in any embarrassing situations, Lindsay has reportedly ceased hanging out in clubs, and moved her nocturnal activities to private "mansion parties" where she is less likely to be snapped by photographers or sold out by spies.
The mansion parties are private affairs that only celebs are normally invited to. In spite of this, a few eyewitness accounts have managed to trickle out. One says Lindsay was snorting something at a party in the Hollywood Hills above Crescent Heights.
I smell more DUI shenanigans in the offing. We're gonna get to see Lohan chucked in jail yet. Just be patient, my children.
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