Madonna went ahead with her scam charity event to raise money for
Raising Malawi which is really just a front for
Kabbalah's efforts to brainwash African youth. And speaking of brainwashing...
Tom and
Katie showed up. And so did
Rosie O'Donnell. And they all took a picture together with poor little
Lourdes who is actually the least-freaky individual in the entire thing.
If only
Angie and
Brad had been there too...then it would've been perfect. Perfectly evil.