Paris Hilton is serious about her acting career. She's gone and hired herself a coach, and says she has now learned to draw upon her own experiences to help her performances.
"If it's a scene where I have to get upset, I'll think of a past person," the moron said. "I'll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works."
What does Paris think about when she needs to play "upset?" The time her mom wouldn't let her stay up past ten o'clock? When she wanted her dad to buy her a Ferrari and he said she had to wait till she was sixteen? When one of her dogs died because she forgot she had it, and she opened up a closet and there it was all decomposed and rotting? "I thought Gummi was living in my closet. But it was my dead dog waaaaaaaaah."
How does a person like Paris become even more insufferable? By becoming a method actor. And by the way...you can't tell when Paris is trying to play upset or happy or sad or drunk or whatever. Her face is utterly inexpressive. She has the emotional range of a carrot. And the soul of one too.
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