Paris Hilton has a new movie out called The Hottie and the Nottie. Here she is at the premiere. Her pink dress and gaudy jewelry are meant to evoke Marilyn in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Cause Paris is the new Marilyn.
Nottie!
Paris should do a re-make of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. It should be called Dirtbags Prefer Potheads. Instead of singing "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend," Paris should sing "Dime Bags Are a Girl's Best Friend."
Nottie!
Is it just me or has Paris's ugliness intensified since she got out of jail?
Yessie!
