Lindsay Lohan is a changed woman...again.
No seriously, this time Lindsay means it. No more wild and crazy shit for her. Well, maybe a little wild and crazy shit. She is still young after all (though you'd never know it to look at what's left of her).
Okay, so Lindsay is never going to completely clean up her act. But, she does know she needs to tone it down. And stop hanging out with people who are a bad influence.
"There are friends that have been hard to hang out with because they've gone done a different path," Lindsay tells U.K. Glamour. "But it's hard because I'm the kind of person who wants to trust everyone."
Sure...you're innocent and naive, and all those awful people are always leading you astray.
Moving on...Lindsay says her life has changed since rehab, and she's not nearly the party-animal she used to be.
"I'm fine being alone during the day, but I hate being alone at night. I like having friends around me, but now I'd much rather be at home," Lindsay says. "That's not to say I'll never go to a club again, because I'd be lying."
And we know you never lie Lindsay.
And about stories of Lindsay hooking up with 3 different men in Capri? Total bullshit says Lohan.
"If I'd been with every man I've been linked with I'd probably be dead by now! Generally speaking, my friends are much worse - I'm the goody-goody one by comparison. I've had to grow up fast. I've had a lot of responsibility from a young age."
Well, it's true - you have had a lot of responsibility (placed on you by your scumbag parents). And you've clearly handled it well.
Why do people bother doing interviews with this idiot? It's all rationalization and baloney. And putting her on the cover of the magazine...does she even sell copies at this point? Her movie career is in the tank. She's been eclipsed by Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse as a celeb wash-out. No one thinks she's hot anymore.
Sorry Linds - you're over.
