Yes, Angelina Jolie is indeed in Baghdad on one of her mercy missions. Here we see her pretending to eat with a Marine. Trust me, there's no way any of that slop went into her mouth. And if it did, you know she went behind a tent and puked it back up.
"This is the same face I make when I'm pretending to listen to Brad. Yes, hmmm, it's very interesting that you want me to respect your feelings Brad. No, I'm not just staring at your forehead and nodding."
"In-coming!!!!" Oh man, what I wouldn't pay...
No. I take that back. It's so wrong.
But it feels so right.
