What is Scarlett Johansson saying to Natalie Portman?
A. "If we act totally lesbo maybe people will care about us."
B. "Josh Harnett, I'd give a C. Ryan Reynolds maybe a B-. Derek Jeter, a B+ except for the herp..."
C. "Those vegan shoes of yours gave me trench-foot. Seriously, I'm thinking of suing you. Nothing personal."
D. "I farted and it totally smells like Javier Bardem."
E. "Holy shit, there he is again. Don't look at him. God I wish Soon-Yi would just have him put in a rest-home already."
