We no longer have to despise Dakota Fanning for vaguely defined, probably irrational reasons - now there's a good, solid, concrete reason for hating the little bitch's guts.
It comes to us from Crazy Days and Nights - a story about the "real reason" Dakota didn't want to shave her head for a role in a movie (she has since dropped out of the project). I quote:
The film is My Sister's Keeper which is based on a 2004 novel of the same name about a sister who sues her parents to stop them from using her as a genetic guinea pig for her sister who has leukemia.
In preparation for the role, Dakota went to a hospital with the director Nick Cassavetes to see child cancer patients. In a room filled with patients, Dakota in a very loud voice said something along the lines of, "there is no way I will ever shave my head and look like these kids." Every kid in the room heard what she said. Since that day Nick Cassavetes can almost always be seen wearing a shirt that says FDF. The DF stands for Dakota Fanning. I will let you guess what the other F stands for.
Nick better be careful - someone might misinterpret the first "F" and bring him up on pedo charges.
Why does it make me so happy to realize that Dakota is such a flaming little bitch? Is it merely the intense satisfaction that always attends the confirmation of one's instincts? Or am I just glad to have someone new to rip, given how tired I am of bashing Angelina, Tom, Keira and the rest?
All I can says is...thank you Dakota Fanning. Thank you for being an entitled little shit who cares nothing about the feelings of cancer victims. Are you sure you're not Tyra Banks' illegitimate daughter, by the way? It wouldn't surprise me if you were.
I wonder if Jane Fonda was thinking of Dakota when she had her little profane moment on the Today Show the other day...
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