Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Amy Winehouse is Being Shipped to South Africa for More Rehab


Impetigo sufferer Amy Winehouse is reportedly being sent to South Africa to help her deal with that other problem that's been plaguing her existence - crack.

Amy already tried rehab in the UK, but that didn't work, so now her people are trying to ship her as far away as possible in hopes certain bad influences won't be able to rear their ugly heads.

Speaking of bad influences...Amy was recently visited at her flat by Pete Doherty, who has reportedly been trying to help her clean up.

In other news, the Crabster has hired Pig Pen from Peanuts to help him clean up his apartment.