Someone claims to have a Lindsay Lohan sex-tape. All we've seen so far are grainy images like the above which purport to show Lindsay sucking some guy off. The Blow blows.
Sadly, this sex tape is probably the best film Lindsay has been in for years. And many more people will see it than saw Georgia Rule or I Know Who Killed Me.
Lindsay has also been photographed sporting a ring with the letters "SR" on it, which everyone is saying stands for "Samantha Ronson."
The ring is distracting everyone from the really disturbing thing about this picture - Lindsay. That is some limp hair. Clearly, the reason she digs Ronson so much is that, at this point, no one else will have her. She's reduced to licking fugly, soulless lesbos.
