Tom Cruise's personal uterus Katie Holmes is reportedly in negotiations to star on Broadway in a revival of Arthur Miller's All My Sons.
"The actress has committed to taking part in a private workshop of the play in May," says the Daily Mail's Baz Bamigboye. "She will play the part of a woman who visits her former neighbours, the family of a missing pilot she once loved."
Hmm...Katie playing a woman pining for her lost love. Shouldn't be too hard for her to conjure those feelings. All she has to do is remember her life before Tom and all sorts of sadness and regret will naturally come gushing out.
That's assuming she still can remember it after the Scientology brainwashing.
